Fashion and Beauty tips from Parchemina, Part 2

Do not wear stockings and suspenders without first checking whether everyone else will know that you are wearing them if you

• bend down
• go outside in the wind

How often is it that you can take off a piece of clothing and feel less exposed?

Note to self: check length of skirt/dress carefully next time

Butter Fingers

Do not smear yourself with body butter and then expect the dress that you put on to be presentable.

Here endeth the lesson